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ARM OF DARKNESS is out now!

ARM OF DARKNESS. A mysterious demonic stranger intrudes upon the lives of unsuspecting people, forcing them to make choices with horrific consequences. Six short stories.* * *His hand is fashioned from the night sky.  It is powerful, dark, deadly.  …

ARM OF DARKNESS. A mysterious demonic stranger intrudes upon the lives of unsuspecting people, forcing them to make choices with horrific consequences. Six short stories.

* * *

His hand is fashioned from the night sky.

It is powerful, dark, deadly.

He dwells in the world’s oldest mountains and always comes bearing gifts.

Truth is, he cares nothing for you. He is a trickster, a prankster, a demonic being who desires only to wreak casual violence on every human he meets.

He’s about to offer you a bargain.

Piece of advice? Don’t trust him.

* * *

ARM OF DARKNESS contains six short stories—Skullworm, Roadhouse, Glow, Kin, Sunshine Lady and the origin story, Arm of Darkness—for a total of 30,000 words. Three novel excerpts are also included in this e-book.

Available:

Kindle (US)

Kindle (UK)

Nook

iPad

Kobo

Smashwords

Paperback

First ever appearance in Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine

Returned home from our trip with a nasty head cold, so I’ll be working from the couch today and perhaps tomorrow. But I had to share this image of the new issue of Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine (AHMM). The hard copy issue hits stands tomorrow,…

Returned home from our trip with a nasty head cold, so I’ll be working from the couch today and perhaps tomorrow. But I had to share this image of the new issue of Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine (AHMM). The hard copy issue hits stands tomorrow, but digital versions are already out, which is how I spotted this.

Needless to say, I was blown away by the cover mention. The inside note from the editor is also pretty nice, and my piece (“Button Man”) is the lead story. All pretty cool, unexpected and humbling for my first outing in this publication, to say the least.

Links to the digital editions are: Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple iPad, Zinio, Magzter, and Sony.

E-newsletters are in the "mail"!

Last couple of days I’ve been doing my spousely duty, which in this household means sending out emails to everyone on our mailing list (1,100+ names) to tell them about Denise’s upcoming book, The Girls of Atomic City. The book’s available for pre-order but no one’s going to pre-order it if they don’t know about it. Hence the spam, er, emailing of longtime friends and colleagues.

As I do this, I can’t help think what I’d do if I got one of these emails. The book’s three to four month’s off at this point. That’s a hard sell, in my opinion. A really hard sell, given that the holidays are coming. People have tons of other buying to do at this point in the year. Why buy a book that isn’t going to come out until March?

You’d think.

And yet, we’re actually getting emails from people who are taking Denise up on the giveaway she’s offered in the spam—uh, e-newsletter we just sent out. I think the trick with these things is to focus the letter on just the bare essentials (here’s a book, you can pre-order it, here’s why you’d do it) and send only to those who have a vested interest in your cause. In this case, we’re sending to friends, family, and colleagues who have been asking her about this book for six years or so. It’s our way of saying, a) This has not been a figment of Denise’s imagination, b) Remember all those times you said you couldn’t wait to see it? Put up or shut up.

The fourth important group we sent the email out to is the people who live in the city where the book takes place, Oak Ridge, Tennessee. Residents here are justifiably proud of the role they played in WWII, and this is arguably the only book about the city that’s been published by a major publisher. They’re excited, and they’re placing orders.

The fifth important group is actually kind of tricky: it’s the fans who’ve bought our previous books. It’s tricky because we’ve written books in different genres. It’s hard to ask someone who liked our freelance money book or one of our history titles if they might be interested in a WWII history title. But I think we have to do it. If nothing else, it’ll winnow the list down to people who are our diehard readers.

Going forward, it’s raising some interesting issues for us. We’re written a lot of books together, and there was always some strength derived from the fact that we were marching off into the world together. If people hated our book, we would deal with it together. But going forward, we’re writing our own books. Here Denise has authored this huge American history title. And I’m going out with more fiction work—a departure, given my previous work.

We’ll see how it goes.

If anyone would like to get on Denise’s list for future mailings, the list is here.

If you want to get on my list, sign up here.

My new short story up at Beat to a Pulp

I just found out that my short story "Back to the Boke" is published over at Beat to a Pulp. I hope you’ll go check it out. (Yes, Martha, it’s free.) The usual caveats about language and adult subject matter apply. My thanks to editor David Cranmer.

This is a story that was inspired by the time I spent living in Hoboken, New Jersey. Now, it’s true that I have little in common with my protagonist. But I do share one awful experience with him. A free pint (the next time I see you) to anyone who can peg what it is.

Post-Fourth of July links

We’re back from our book signing trip and I wanted to post some of the links so I have them in one place. We only went to two cities to sign our history titles: Washington DC and Williamsburg. While in DC we officially signed at the National Archives, and also signed some stock at the Spy Museum, which has a cool bookstore. In Williamsburg, we were at the visitor’s center bookstore for Colonial Williamsburg.

Something strange happened as we were arriving in DC. We got a call from one of the booksellers at the indie bookstore in our town, Malaprops, saying that someone was trying to reach us from The PBS Newshour to see if we were available to do an interview on the signers of the Declaration of Independence. If we did it, this would be our first TV interview. That’s nerve-wracking on its own, but more so in this case because we had packed light for this trip. So, instead of thinking, “Am I prepared to do a national TV interview on a book I wrote three years ago?” I was really just thinking, “Can I get by wearing just my cargo shorts?” Turns out, I could.

I’m sharing the links with you, but please bear in mind I have not seen these clips. I can’t bear to watch them, for the same reason I never listen to our radio interviews in their entirety—because I fear I will suck. And also, when it comes to the signers, we always get angry comments. Over the years, I have just stopped reading to the comments on these things.

The link to the short version (2+ minutes) of the clip is here.

The link to the longer clip (7+ minutes) is here.

The link to the radio interview with Boston NPR is here. (Taped about a month ago; it aired Fourth of July).

The link to the radio interview with Charlotte NPR is here. (Taped three years ago; it was rebroadcast on Fourth of July).

Lastly, here’s the op-ed article we wrote for the Long Island newspaper, Newsday. (Written two weeks ago, it ran Fourth of July).

At the same time, on the marketing side, we got two unexpected plugs from two online retailers. The mail-order catalog Bas Bleu sent this ad out to its subscribers:

And on the Fourth of July, B&N gave the new book a mention on its Facebook page:

So yeah: the week saw an impressive amount of coverage in three media for our three history titles, two of which are “old” books by normal publishing standards.

It’s gratifying. I don’t know if it resulted in huge sales; I’ll need to check Bookscan later this week. In general, these titles have historically been poorly tracked by Bookscan because they sell best in “non-bookstore” venues that do not report to Bookscan or any of the bestseller lists, i.e., museum gift shops.

My friends and family asked over the weekend why I don’t engage with commenters on the websites of these media companies. Wouldn’t my participation help clear up misperceptions?

Here’s the deal. All of these books were written for a popular audience, with heavy doses of humor (Amazon actually classifies the Kindle versions of the two signer books as “political humor”) because that’s what Quirk, our publisher, does best. But no one seems to get that, apparently. Each of the books has managed to attract an audience of lovers and haters who take them very, very seriously. I’ve gotten letters from clergyman who praise the signer books for making the Founding Fathers seem so human, and I’ve gotten angry emails from people who decry our use of “gutter language.”

As a rule, people can’t play nice when it comes to politics, and these books are always perceived as being about modern-day politics. Consequently, the comments on sites that feature these books usually descend into people labeling each other right-wingers or liberals rather than adding anything interesting to the conversation.

I’m a writer, not a historian, so I get uncomfortable when people think I have some kind of political agenda in writing these books. I had the same agenda any writer has: food.

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