I'm 50!

I’m 50!I don’t know how this happened, but apparently I’ve aged. As I peer into the future (see above), I imagine it will be more of the same, but geez—fifty? I celebrated by having an early morning physical at the doctor’s office, where I was treat…

I’m 50!

I don’t know how this happened, but apparently I’ve aged. As I peer into the future (see above), I imagine it will be more of the same, but geez—fifty? I celebrated by having an early morning physical at the doctor’s office, where I was treated to, um, encroachments far more invasive than the mere passage of time.