Joseph D'Agnese October 13, 2014 I'm 50! Joseph D'Agnese October 13, 2014 I’m 50!I don’t know how this happened, but apparently I’ve aged. As I peer into the future (see above), I imagine it will be more of the same, but geez—fifty? I celebrated by having an early morning physical at the doctor’s office, where I was treated to, um, encroachments far more invasive than the mere passage of time.